humanity has reached its peak
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“Guess what!”
“What?”
“No, you have to guess.”
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY? HAHAHAHAHA
(Source: schlgrl, via aiyeenyeen)
WHEN I REALIZE I AM STARTING TO GET ATTACHED TO SOMEONE
(Source: whatshouldalesbiancallme, via aiyeenyeen)
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
(Source: deluminator, via aiyeenyeen)
I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain
I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans
there are two kinds of peopleand i am both of them
same
i can’t wait to sit there with my 20 cats, ugh than my friends will come over and ill say come sit on my throne of pussy
(Source: shellytothebelly, via b-0-m-b-s-h-e-l-l)